Piña Colada: The Scent of Sunburn & Sin
Forget the pristine white-sand resorts and the tiny paper umbrellas. This isn’t a luxury cruise; it’s a shipwreck you caused on purpose. This is Piña Colada, stripped of its manners and soaked in gasoline.
The Vibe
It’s a neon-lit dive bar on a humid, lawless coast. It’s the sticky, sun-baked vinyl of a stolen convertible fleeing down a highway at 3 a.m. It’s tropical, sure—but it’s a paradise on fire. It's the kind of warmth that doesn't just embrace you; it burns you.
The Breakdown
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The Top: A reckless blast of bruised, overripe pineapple and charred coconut husk. It hits the senses like a humid wave of adrenaline—sharp, blinding, and unapologetically loud.
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The Heart: A heavy, intoxicating flood of white rum and dense, rich coconut cream. This is where the party turns into a riot, trading breezy refreshment for something thick, dizzying, and dangerously addictive.
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The Lingering Burn: A smoky, rebellious trail of dark molasses and sun-scorched sand.
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Scent Strength: 4/5 - Heavy, intoxicating, and feral; it hijacks the air around you and refuses to apologize.
"Creamy enough to drug your senses, sharp enough to cut the night in half."
Dixie Grace Multi-Purpose Cleaning Spray
One Bottle. Total Chaos Control. No Apologies.
One Bottle. The industry wants you to have a delicate little spray for your "precious" marble and another spray for your custom sink and another spray for your appliances. We think that’s garbage.
Total Chaos Control. If it’s a surface, spray it. If it’s dirty, clean it. Kill the stale air vibe and replace it with something better.
No Apologies. Yeah, it’s strong. That’s the point.
Countertops • Sinks • Appliances • Bathrooms • Kitchens
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Directions: Spray directly onto surfaces and wipe clean with a cloth or sponge. For heavier soil, allow product to sit briefly before wiping. With any cleaning product, always test on an inconspicuous area first.
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Ingredients: Water, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (plant-derived surfactant), Coco-Betaine (mild surfactant), Decyl Glucoside, Abies Siberica (Siberian Fir) Needle Oil, Picea Glauca (Spruce) Leaf Oil, Citric Acid, Sodium Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Hydroxide, Phthalate Free Fragrance Oil.