{"product_id":"watermelon-moonshine-laundry-detergent","title":"Watermelon Moonshine - Laundry Detergent","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003eWatermelon Moonshine\u003c\/span\u003e: A Backwoods Baptism\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the lazy summer picnics, the checkered tablecloths, and the crisp, clean slices of fruit on a porch swing. This isn’t a refreshing afternoon snack; it’s a midnight raid on a bootlegger's stash in a humid, overgrown swamp. This is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003eWatermelon Moonshine\u003c\/span\u003e, stripped of its backyard innocence and fermented into a weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s the green glow of dashboard lights on a dirt road that ends in a dead-end. It’s the heavy, suffocating humidity of a Southern bayou just before a massive thunderstorm breaks. It’s fruity, sure—but it’s a fermented, dangerous, high-proof rush. It’s the kind of heat that doesn't just warm your throat; it sets fire to your inhibitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Top:\u003c\/b\u003e A sharp, stinging slap of overripe watermelon flesh, copper stills, and high-octane grain alcohol. It hits the senses like a shot of white lightning—crisp, blindingly potent, and aggressively raw.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Heart:\u003c\/b\u003e A sticky, intoxicating haze of bruised rinds, melted sugar cane, and damp, heavy river air. This is where the fruit turns wicked, trading sun-kissed sweetness for something dense, fermented, and deeply lawless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Lingering Burn:\u003c\/b\u003e A stubborn, humid trail of charred oak barrels, sour mash, and the metallic tang of a wet pocketknife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScent Strength: 4\/5, \u003c\/b\u003eIntoxicating, volatile, and reckless. It floods the room like a spilled jar of moonshine, clinging to the air and leaving a damp, rebellious trail on everything it touches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Sweet enough to tempt a saint, toxic enough to blind the devil.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDixie Grace Laundry Detergent \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhosphate Free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHypo-allergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe for HE Washers \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eDirections: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePretreat: \u003c\/b\u003eRub small amount directly on stain. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFor Normal Loads: \u003c\/b\u003eUse 2 oz of Detergent in wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFor Large Loads: \u003c\/b\u003eUse 3 - 3.5 oz of Detergent in wash. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eWater, C12-15 Alcohols Ethoxylated, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Carbonate, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Polyacrylate, Fluorescent Brightener 28 Sodium Salt, Benzisothiazolinone, Phthalate Free Fragrance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dixie Grace","offers":[{"title":"2 oz Sample","offer_id":49012753137974,"sku":"DGDETERGWATERMELON-2","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":48495241789750,"sku":"DGDETERGWATERMELON-16","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"32 oz","offer_id":48495241822518,"sku":"DGDETERGWATERMELON-32","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1226\/7430\/files\/Watermelon_Moonshine_Laundry_Detergent.png?v=1782253091","url":"https:\/\/shopdixiegrace.com\/products\/watermelon-moonshine-laundry-detergent","provider":"Dixie Grace Candle Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}