{"product_id":"pina-colada-mop-soap","title":"Pina Colada - Mop Soap","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ePiña Colada\u003c\/span\u003e: The Scent of Sunburn \u0026amp; Sin\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the pristine white-sand resorts and the tiny paper umbrellas. This isn’t a luxury cruise; it’s a shipwreck you caused on purpose. This is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"il\"\u003ePiña Colada\u003c\/span\u003e, stripped of its manners and soaked in gasoline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s a neon-lit dive bar on a humid, lawless coast. It’s the sticky, sun-baked vinyl of a stolen convertible fleeing down a highway at 3 a.m. It’s tropical, sure—but it’s a paradise on fire. It's the kind of warmth that doesn't just embrace you; it burns you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Top:\u003c\/b\u003e A reckless blast of bruised, overripe pineapple and charred coconut husk. It hits the senses like a humid wave of adrenaline—sharp, blinding, and unapologetically loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Heart:\u003c\/b\u003e A heavy, intoxicating flood of white rum and dense, rich coconut cream. This is where the party turns into a riot, trading breezy refreshment for something thick, dizzying, and dangerously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Lingering Burn:\u003c\/b\u003e A smoky, rebellious trail of dark molasses and sun-scorched sand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\/5 - Heavy, intoxicating, and feral; it hijacks the air around you and refuses to apologize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Creamy enough to drug your senses, sharp enough to cut the night in half.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDixie Grace Mop Soap\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas. No Greeting Cards. No Apologies. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe industry wants you to believe that mopping is a submissive chore - a quiet Saturday morning spent pushing a damp rag around to the scent of a lemon that never actually existed and a pine tree that never had roots. We’re calling a foul on that. If you’re going to put in the work to scrub the ground you walk on, the result shouldn't be a \"hint\" of anything. It should be an anthem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's plant based. That is as gentle as this gets. Dirt isn't gentle. Why should your cleaner be?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Greeting Cards.\u003c\/strong\u003e Do you want to hear \"oh you just cleaned\" or do you want to hear \"girl, your house smells amazing\" when someone walks in the door? We don't care. You pick. If it's \"oh, you just cleaned\" - this product isn't for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Apologies.\u003c\/b\u003e Yeah, it’s strong. That’s the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eHow to Use \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eThrow a capful or two into a bucket of hot water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eAttack the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eOpen a window—or don't. Let the scent settle in like a heavy bassline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eWalk away while the \"clean\" industry wonders where they went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWater, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (plant-derived surfactant), Coco-Betaine (mild surfactant), Decyl Glucoside, Abies Siberica (Siberian Fir) Needle Oil, Picea Glauca (Spruce) Leaf Oil, Citric Acid, Sodium Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Hydroxide, Phthalate Free Fragrance Oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dixie Grace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54146524512566,"sku":"MOPSOAPPINACOLADA","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1226\/7430\/files\/Pina_Colada_Mop_Floor_Soap.png?v=1782258856","url":"https:\/\/shopdixiegrace.com\/products\/pina-colada-mop-soap","provider":"Dixie Grace Candle Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}