{"product_id":"fuzzy-navel-mop-soap","title":"Fuzzy Navel - Mop Soap","description":"\u003ch1 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eFuzzy Navel: A Hangover in Hollywood\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eForget the brunch reservations and the bottomless, polite mimosas. This isn't a sunny terrace affair; it’s the messy, beautiful aftermath of a night you’ll never admit to. This is Fuzzy Navel, dragged out of the country club and into the gutter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIt’s a neon-lit dive bar on a humid, lawless coast. It’s the sticky, sun-baked vinyl of a stolen convertible fleeing down a highway at 3 a.m. It’s tropical, sure—but it’s a paradise on fire. It's the kind of warmth that doesn't just embrace you; it burns you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Top:\u003c\/b\u003e A reckless blast of bruised, overripe peach flesh and charred orange peel. It hits the senses like a humid wave of adrenaline—sharp, blinding, and unapologetically loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Heart:\u003c\/b\u003e A heavy, intoxicating flood of high-proof vodka and dense, syrupy peach schnapps. This is where the party turns into a riot, trading breezy refreshment for something thick, dizzying, and dangerously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lingering Burn:\u003c\/b\u003e A smoky, rebellious trail of dark molasses and sun-scorched sand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\/5 - Heavy, intoxicating, and feral; it hijacks the air around you and refuses to apologize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\"Sweet enough to make you lower your guard, bitter enough to make you dangerous.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDixie Grace Mop Soap\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas. No Greeting Cards. No Apologies. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe industry wants you to believe that mopping is a submissive chore - a quiet Saturday morning spent pushing a damp rag around to the scent of a lemon that never actually existed and a pine tree that never had roots. We’re calling a foul on that. If you’re going to put in the work to scrub the ground you walk on, the result shouldn't be a \"hint\" of anything. It should be an anthem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's plant based. That is as gentle as this gets. Dirt isn't gentle. Why should your cleaner be?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Greeting Cards.\u003c\/strong\u003e Do you want to hear \"oh you just cleaned\" or do you want to hear \"girl, your house smells amazing\" when someone walks in the door? We don't care. You pick. If it's \"oh, you just cleaned\" - this product isn't for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo Apologies.\u003c\/b\u003e Yeah, it’s strong. That’s the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eHow to Use \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eThrow a capful or two into a bucket of hot water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eAttack the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eOpen a window—or don't. Let the scent settle in like a heavy bassline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eWalk away while the \"clean\" industry wonders where they went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWater, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (plant-derived surfactant), Coco-Betaine (mild surfactant), Decyl Glucoside, Abies Siberica (Siberian Fir) Needle Oil, Picea Glauca (Spruce) Leaf Oil, Citric Acid, Sodium Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Hydroxide, Phthalate Free Fragrance Oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dixie Grace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54146965471542,"sku":"MOPSOAPFUZZYNAVEL","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1226\/7430\/files\/Fuzzy_Navel_Mop_Soap_Floor.png?v=1782272021","url":"https:\/\/shopdixiegrace.com\/products\/fuzzy-navel-mop-soap","provider":"Dixie Grace Candle Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}