{"product_id":"fuzzy-navel-laundry-detergent","title":"Fuzzy Navel - Laundry Detergent","description":"\u003ch1 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eFuzzy Navel: A Hangover in Hollywood\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eForget the brunch reservations and the bottomless, polite mimosas. This isn't a sunny terrace affair; it’s the messy, beautiful aftermath of a night you’ll never admit to. This is Fuzzy Navel, dragged out of the country club and into the gutter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eIt’s a neon-lit dive bar on a humid, lawless coast. It’s the sticky, sun-baked vinyl of a stolen convertible fleeing down a highway at 3 a.m. It’s tropical, sure—but it’s a paradise on fire. It's the kind of warmth that doesn't just embrace you; it burns you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Breakdown\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Top:\u003c\/b\u003e A reckless blast of bruised, overripe peach flesh and charred orange peel. It hits the senses like a humid wave of adrenaline—sharp, blinding, and unapologetically loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Heart:\u003c\/b\u003e A heavy, intoxicating flood of high-proof vodka and dense, syrupy peach schnapps. This is where the party turns into a riot, trading breezy refreshment for something thick, dizzying, and dangerously addictive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lingering Burn:\u003c\/b\u003e A smoky, rebellious trail of dark molasses and sun-scorched sand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\/5 - Heavy, intoxicating, and feral; it hijacks the air around you and refuses to apologize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\"Sweet enough to make you lower your guard, bitter enough to make you dangerous.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDixie Grace Laundry Detergent \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePhosphate Free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHypo-allergenic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe for HE Washers \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eDirections: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePretreat: \u003c\/b\u003eRub small amount directly on stain. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFor Normal Loads: \u003c\/b\u003eUse 2 oz of Detergent in wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFor Large Loads: \u003c\/b\u003eUse 3 - 3.5 oz of Detergent in wash. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients: \u003c\/strong\u003eWater, C12-15 Alcohols Ethoxylated, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Carbonate, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Polyacrylate, Fluorescent Brightener 28 Sodium Salt, Benzisothiazolinone, Phthalate Free Fragrance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dixie Grace","offers":[{"title":"2 oz Sample","offer_id":54146927558966,"sku":"DGDETERGFUZZYNAVEL-2","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16 oz","offer_id":54146927591734,"sku":"DGDETERGFUZZYNAVEL-16","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"32 oz","offer_id":54146927624502,"sku":"DGDETERGFUZZYNAVEL-32","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1226\/7430\/files\/Fuzzy_Navel_Laundry_Detergent.png?v=1782271221","url":"https:\/\/shopdixiegrace.com\/products\/fuzzy-navel-laundry-detergent","provider":"Dixie Grace Candle Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}